Equipment malfunction

The funk tried to kill my amp. Dave was caught in traffic so Ad and I were noodling with effects (WARNING: DANGER AHEAD) and pretending to be Parliament (WARNING). I didn't heed the warning signs and by the time I tried to play some guitar-based rock music with normal sounds my amp had gone all weird and was switching sounds of its own accord. Stoopid funk...thinks it's so smart. I might also blame the fact that my MojoScarf went in the washing machine for the first time. Removing 3 years of Mojo in the progress. Or maybe it's now just a sweeter smelling MojoScarf. Sam